A weather event heretofore seen only once in this century is predicted to strike the east coast tonight, with possible national ramifications.

We at Bankers Insurance Group want to let you know it is not too late to obtain coverage!

For your edification and protection we have created the SHARKNADO LOSS ENDORSEMENT (below), which can be applied to any and all of your existing policies, or included in a new homeowners/business owners policy application.

Bankers Insurance Sharknado Loss Endorsement

While Sharknadoes may very well rank as #1 among terrifying ways to realize you need a coverage you do not presently have, statistically speaking, they are rare. (In fact, only two have ever been reported to date.)

To put it in perspective, your home is 3x more likely to be damaged by a flood than a fire, and 127x more likely to be damaged by a flood than a Sharknado.

Therefore, we suggest buying flood insurance before investing in sharknado
insurance. Find out more about flood insurance and the risks you face in your area by visiting www.bankersinsurance.com.

We will be following the sharknado event tonight and updating LIVE on our Twitter account. Follow @meettherisks for updates on what is expected to be if not the year’s deadliest, then certainly the year’s most bizarre weather–related occurrence.

Disclaimer: Sorry to sound crabby, but we’d be (sea)lion if we didn’t come out and say that this is not (r)eel(y) something we can offer. But be to sure follow our live tweet during tonight’s @syfyTV double feature of #Sharknado and #Sharknado2!


15 Comments

  1. Very Funny…adding humor to Insurance is a good thing.

    Comment by Robert Norberg — July 30, 2014 @ 4:57 pm

  2. This was a very creative endorsement. Made a nice break in my day to read something a little more entertaining. :)

    Comment by Tonya Burch — July 30, 2014 @ 4:58 pm

  3. I am sending this to all my customers and offering them the coverage. That really was pretty good. Someone has way to much time on there hands

    Comment by Eugene Perodeau — July 30, 2014 @ 5:03 pm

  4. This is fantastic. Funniest insurance-related thing I’ve read in a long time. Nice to see a company with a sense of humor!

    Comment by Tara Darcy — July 30, 2014 @ 5:44 pm

  5. ABSOLUTELY SHARK-TASTIC…HYSTERIAL~

    WHAT A GREAT WAY TO BREAK UP THE MADNESS, THANKS TO BANKERS FOR HAVING A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR~

    Comment by Marian D Marano — July 30, 2014 @ 10:57 pm

  6. Absolutely too funny…..What a great catcher to the reader and leads up to the need for Flood Insurance. Looks like someone is a real Sharknado fanatic….

    Comment by Lois Goodwin Glaze — July 31, 2014 @ 9:03 am

  7. YESSS Finally!!! Got a lot of clients been asking if this is available, also is commission paid on this endorsement if so what % ?

    Comment by Joe Pace Agency — July 31, 2014 @ 9:41 am

  8. Very funny! Love the sense of humor, great way to start the day.

    Comment by Dawn — July 31, 2014 @ 9:54 am

  9. Had me going for a minute. Very clever and enjoyed reading.Made my day.

    Comment by Rose Robbins — July 31, 2014 @ 10:45 am

  10. Thank you….at least some of us still have our sense of humor. The Ft Myers office loved it!

    Comment by Jackie Zeh — July 31, 2014 @ 11:32 am

  11. Great Endorsement.

    However we in South Louisiana are concerned about Exclusion a – we do walk around with fresh bait.
    We are less concerned about Exclusion d. Our pet alligators can handle sharks all day. Thanks for the fun!

    Comment by John W.Dussouy — July 31, 2014 @ 12:04 pm

  12. A great insurance selling hook…

    Reminds me of the Zombie Apocalypse coverage that you can purchase.

    Comment by A Wright — July 31, 2014 @ 3:56 pm

  13. After watching Sharknado 1 & 2 I can see why coverage is a must! If they don’t purchase endorsement can sell them a chainsaw:)

    Comment by Carla Tucker — August 4, 2014 @ 10:04 am

  14. On an auto policy, I believe damage to the vehicle would automatically be covered under comprehensive as falling object or collision with an animal. I doubt if PIP/Med would pick up coverage for injury due to sharkbite, however, since the injury generally has to be caused by an auto accident arising out of the ownership, maintenance or use of a motor vehicle.

    Comment by Susan — August 4, 2014 @ 7:12 pm

  15. Hahahhaahahahah really hilarious. Pocket full of shrimps and chainsaw ownership credits :D. Really creative. Well sharknado was also a “comedy” movie to me :D.

    Comment by Tracy — September 3, 2014 @ 3:59 am

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