Greetings drylings! Felix Flood here, but you can call me Master Felix—it wouldn’t be overstating my abilities. I’m basically the top of the risk food chain.
I know how curious you must be about me. Who wouldn’t want to get to know a handsome risk like me? Well, my best friends are national disasters. I accompany 90% of them, and we have a lot of fun together—you know, smashing through property, ruining furniture, just typical risk-buddy stuff. I leave so much damage in my wake that flood claims are one of the most common types of claims, a stat I take particular pride in. I’m a pretty jovial guy, though—you can hear me overflowing with laughter when I hear about folks that think flood is included in home insurance. I also show up with a wave and a smile in places you wouldn’t expect me: 25% of flood claims are from low to moderate risk areas, and I’ve really been trying to spread around as much as possible. Make new friends and keep the old, they say!
Oh, my fluid physical condition? I get asked about that a lot, and I know it’s hard to get past my good looks. I change my dimensions all the time, but I make a splash in almost any size. Even when I’m just 6 inches high, I can still do over $20,000 in damage to a 1,000-square-foot home and sweep a person off their feet (though that’s nothing new). When I get up to a foot, I can slosh a car right off the road and do over $27,000 in damage to a 1,000-square-foot home! I try to stay in shape by seeping into basements with nice gyms or flooding over expensive electronics to keep my heart rate up.
No, no, I don’t do autographs, but hopefully I’ll be flowing through your town soon!
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*All data collected from National Flood Insurance Program figures available at FloodSmart.gov.
